{"id":5245,"date":"2013-01-28T07:41:55","date_gmt":"2013-01-28T06:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bajoaragonesa.org\/elagitador\/?p=5245"},"modified":"2013-01-28T07:41:57","modified_gmt":"2013-01-28T06:41:57","slug":"de-running-bicicletas-y-gin-tonics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bajoaragonesa.org\/elagitador\/de-running-bicicletas-y-gin-tonics\/","title":{"rendered":"De running, bicicletas y Gin-tonics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Hab\u00eda dise\u00f1ado un programa de tres objetivos para este a\u00f1o. Primero, iniciarme en los misterios de la pr\u00e1ctica del <i>running<\/i>. Salir a correr, dicho sea para ne\u00f3fitos en el tema o habitantes de Andr\u00f3meda. Segundo, coger la bicicleta y asaltar carreteras y caminos como un Lance Armstrong rural dopado con panceta. No puedes cambiar de careto, as\u00ed que por lo menos intenta mejorar tu estado f\u00edsico, pens\u00e9. Pero todo tiene sus l\u00edmites. Para compensar esta enajenaci\u00f3n transitoria por h\u00e1bitos saludables, y desengrasar tanto deporte, el tercer prop\u00f3sito deb\u00eda ser m\u00e1s l\u00fadico. No tard\u00e9 mucho en decidirlo: conseguir saborear alg\u00fan que otro Gin-tonic, el combinado-espect\u00e1culo-ceremonia de moda del a\u00f1o.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Pronto me puse al tajo con pasi\u00f3n devota. Me calzo unas zapatillas y el primer ch\u00e1ndal que encuentro y comienzo a trotar. Ahorrar\u00e9 detalles sobre c\u00f3mo termin\u00f3 el experimento. Pero lo peor fue que enseguida top\u00e9 con algunos <i>runners<\/i> semi-profesionales, bien ataviados con mallas aerodin\u00e1micas y equipamiento \u00faltima generaci\u00f3n. Y me dio verg\u00fcenza mi atuendo. No es algo que normalmente me preocupe, pero imaginen a un tipo que solo se diferencia de alguien salido de las barranquillas porque est\u00e1 gordo y tiene la cara del color consecutivo al morado en la escala crom\u00e1tica. Paso de correr, por tanto, y me subo a la bicicleta. Vuelvo a equivocarme. No hab\u00eda dado un golpe de pedal desde la EGB. Mi bicicleta ser\u00eda un equivalente al <i>Spectrum<\/i> si habl\u00e1ramos de ordenadores. Con que el \u00fanico ejercicio que hice fue al intentar hinchar las ruedas. Derrotado ante tantos impedimentos y por mi facilidad innata para poner excusas a todo, me dije: a por el Gin-tonic, fijo que eso se te da mejor. Pero fracas\u00e9 de nuevo. Odio la t\u00f3nica.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Siempre me ha costado incorporarme a los \u00faltimos y m\u00e1s extendidos rituales pasajeros o modas que nos invaden cada cierto tiempo como v\u00eddeos virales con fecha de caducidad. Soy incapaz de seguir a sus profetas, a aquellos que dictan qu\u00e9 se debe hacer, con qu\u00e9 se debe hacer y c\u00f3mo se debe hacer. Pero esta vez estoy un poco decepcionado. A lo mejor deber\u00eda acudir sin tardanza a la consulta de un psic\u00f3logo. Por el momento, intentar\u00e9 ponerme al d\u00eda con algo que no requiera tanto esfuerzo. Empezar\u00e9 por sentarme delante de la tele y ver <i>Gand\u00eda Shore<\/i>. Seguro que lo bordo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">\u00d3scar Adell<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bajoaragonesa.org\/elagitador\/?attachment_id=5246\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-5246\" alt=\"running\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bajoaragonesa.org\/elagitador\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/running-188x188.jpg\" width=\"188\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bajoaragonesa.org\/elagitador\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/running-188x188.jpg 188w, https:\/\/www.bajoaragonesa.org\/elagitador\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/running-288x288.jpg 288w, https:\/\/www.bajoaragonesa.org\/elagitador\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/running-75x75.jpg 75w, https:\/\/www.bajoaragonesa.org\/elagitador\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/running.jpg 378w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 188px) 100vw, 188px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hab\u00eda dise\u00f1ado un programa de tres objetivos para este a\u00f1o. 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